Who are Rattlers
Lindsa was born into an Irish family that forced him to listen to traditional Irish music. Whilst this was annoying for a young lad, he later had to admit that he actually quite liked it. He owns a goat but is intending to shoot it and use it's skin for his bodhran.

Big Al started playing guitar at the age of 13. He often strums so hard that he inflicts serious chaffing on his digits or anyone unlucky enough to get in the way of his wildly flailing limb.

Wandering Jez (aka Portalbot Slim)
plays bass and keeps the band in fresh vegetables which he grows in his allotment.

Georgia Brown is the only true pikey in the band. She can often be found in shopping centres looking for scented candles to add to her already extensive collection.